Malaria Totally Caused by Mosquitoes Boning

Scientists have recently shed light on the reason Malaria is so damn spreadable by mosquitoes. It involves a quick lesson about the birds and bees, or better, how these evil insects do the wild monkey dance. And no, we will not spare you the juicy details.

Every bad thing that happens to Vincent Vega, happens after he goes to the bathroom

And a bunch of other things you didn't know about Pulp Fiction. 

In Britain it is illegal to handle a salmon under suspicious circumstances

And yet another 5 stupid laws from the UK. 

Idiots don’t vaccinate their kids because of their stupid idiot faces

A bunch of idiots have masterfully uncovered a giant conspiracy to make all of our children sick, by giving them harmful vaccinations. And thank Jenny they did, because otherwise we wouldn’t be having this measles epidemic killing all those kids from a preventable illness.

In Poland, the Terminator was called The Electronic Murderer

And a bunch of other things you didn't know about the Terminator. 

In the UK, all males over 14 must be trained in using a longbow

And 5 other stupid laws from the UK. 

Penguins can’t taste their crappy diet

Scientists have found a genetic trait shared by Penguins, that prevents them from tasting anything bitter, sweet, or savory (umami). This explains why they have no trouble eating the have digested fish puke their parents coughed up to feed them.

The Delorean in Back the Future was almost a refrigerator

And a bunch of other stuff you didn't know about Back to the Future.

In Arkansas, husbands can beat their wives. But only once a month

And 5 other stupid laws from Arkansas.

Scientists go nuts as Mars farts it’s atmosphere

Scientists are scratching their heads watching this mysterious haze coming off the Southern hemisphere of the planet. Though they aren’t certain what the hell it is, analysis of the images shows the gassius plum, also known as a fart, is over 1000 kilometers in size.