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A bunch of idiots have masterfully uncovered a giant conspiracy to make all of our children sick, by giving them harmful vaccinations. And thank Jenny they did, because otherwise we wouldn’t be having this measles epidemic killing all those kids from a preventable illness.
Yup, in 2004 a couple of dozen kids got the measles in the US. That number was obviously too low, so the anti-vaxers went out to find the evil government conspiracy. They found it in the form of a harmless, well studied set of vaccinations given to parents for free and without any serious side effects. Thanks to their mindless work, in 2014 there were 644 cases and a bunch of outbreaks around the world.
How did they do it? well, some asshole decided the best way to fix healthy kids would be to fake a study tying these vaccinations to autism. And off they went, saving the world from not having preventable disease, without paying any mind to the claims being refuted over and over and over again.
Sadly, these brave parents cannot give vaccinated children the Measles, or Polio, or any other disease we almost eradicated. They are immune and safe. So they concentrate their efforts on their own children, the sick or immunocompromised, or newborns who have yet to be vaccinated. It’s about time someone goes after those groups. They’ve been getting a pass too long.
Next stop, bringing back smallpox. Thank you stupid people. And thank your stupid faces as well.
Fun Facts:
- In the rest of the world, where they do vaccinate, Measles death dropped 71% in 10 years.
- The US and UK have had their first Measles outbreak in decades because of idiots and their idiot faces.
- 29% of children’s death under 5 is vaccine preventable.
- In the ‘rest of the world’ 1.5 million children died of Measles in 2011 alone.